QOTD 8/28/08

Don’t do browser makers jobs for them. If a site breaks due to bugs in their software – leave it be. It’s their problem, not yours.

—Andy Clarke, Stuff and Nonsense
@malarkey

• Written on August 28, 2008
• Filed under Quotes

QOTD 9/3/07

Yes, it’s been a really long time since anything’s appeared in this space. More to come soon, I promise. In the meantime:

Me: Nicholas, what’s your favorite part of dinner?.

Nicholas: Eating it

— Nicholas during family dinner of rigatoni with meatballs, mozzarella in carozza and arugula salad

Gotta love the little guy

• Written on September 3, 2007
• Filed under Quotes

Meeting Dialogue

TINA (project manager):
We're not here to develop functionality

CHARLES (information aechitecht):
Tell me about it!

• Written on August 6, 2007
• Filed under Day Job; Quotes

QOTD 7/31/07

Thank you, that was very learnful.

— Wesley Donaldson

• Written on July 31, 2007
• Filed under Quotes

QOTD 7/10/07

I’m wearing no pants

— Darryl Braunmiller

• Written on July 10, 2007
• Filed under Quotes

QOTD 4/30/07-ish

I’ve ceased caring about this meeting.

— Anon., on the Empire whiteboard

• Written on April 30, 2007
• Filed under Quotes

QOTD 4/10/07

I pooped and pooped and pooped!

— Nicholas Maurizi

• Written on April 10, 2007
• Filed under Quotes

QOTD 3/15/07

See these two? The one on the left uses BaSH and the one on the right uses KornShell. They hate each other.

— Aaron Rosenberg

• Written on March 15, 2007
• Filed under Quotes

QOTD 3/7/07

In WV recently, a wedding was called off by the groom because the bride to be was discovered to be a virgin.

‘If she ain’t good enough for her own family, she ain’t good enough for our’n”, he was quoted as saying.

— Matt King

• Written on March 7, 2007
• Filed under Quotes

QOTD 3/5/07

Accidental donuts are the number one cause of deliciousness in the workplace.

— John Cooper

• Written on March 5, 2007
• Filed under Quotes