QOTD 8/28/08

Don’t do browser makers jobs for them. If a site breaks due to bugs in their software - leave it be. It’s their problem, not yours.

—Andy Clarke, Stuff and Nonsense
@malarkey

Written on August 28, 2008 Filed under Quotes

QOTD 9/3/07

Yes, it’s been a really long time since anything’s appeared in this space. More to come soon, I promise. In the meantime:

Me: Nicholas, what’s your favorite part of dinner?.

Nicholas: Eating it

— Nicholas during family dinner of rigatoni with meatballs, mozzarella in carozza and arugula salad

Gotta love the little guy

Written on September 3, 2007 Filed under Quotes

Meeting Dialogue

TINA (project manager):
We're not here to develop functionality

CHARLES (information aechitecht):
Tell me about it!

Written on August 6, 2007 Filed under Day Job; Quotes

QOTD 7/31/07

Thank you, that was very learnful.

— Wesley Donaldson

Written on July 31, 2007 Filed under Quotes

QOTD 7/10/07

I’m wearing no pants

— Darryl Braunmiller

Written on July 10, 2007 Filed under Quotes

QOTD 4/30/07-ish

I’ve ceased caring about this meeting.

— Anon., on the Empire whiteboard

Written on April 30, 2007 Filed under Quotes

QOTD 4/10/07

I pooped and pooped and pooped!

— Nicholas Maurizi

Written on April 10, 2007 Filed under Quotes

QOTD 3/15/07

See these two? The one on the left uses BaSH and the one on the right uses KornShell. They hate each other.

— Aaron Rosenberg

Written on March 15, 2007 Filed under Quotes

QOTD 3/7/07

In WV recently, a wedding was called off by the groom because the bride to be was discovered to be a virgin.

‘If she ain’t good enough for her own family, she ain’t good enough for our’n”, he was quoted as saying.

— Matt King

Written on March 7, 2007 Filed under Quotes

QOTD 3/5/07

Accidental donuts are the number one cause of deliciousness in the workplace.

— John Cooper

Written on March 5, 2007 Filed under Quotes